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Postby starkitkat » 03.02.2012, 2:12

I’ve just had a new Medicine Cabinet built in my kitchen for my retirement.

Here, take a look...

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Disease
Wine
Daily Dose

Acne
Mdoc, Cabernet Franc
1 glass

Anemia
Barbera, Dolcetto
2 glasses

Allergies
Pinot Noir
1 glass

Bronchitis
Brunello, Cabernet Sauvignon
2 glasses

Constipation
Chardonnay
2-4 glasses

Cholesterol
Dry Champagne
2-4 glasses

Diabetes
Beaujolais Nouveau
1-2 glasses

Diaherria
Champagne sec
1 bottle

Gerd (Acid reflux)
Burgundy , Santenay Rouge
1-3 glasses

High Uric acid (Gout)
Sancerre , Pouilly Fume
2 glasses

Hypertension
Alsace , Sancerre
4 glasses

Menopause
Grenache, Syrah
4 glasses

Depression
M'doc, Tempranillo
1-3 glasses

Bladder Infection
Sangiovese
1-3 glasses

Obesity
Syrah
1 bottle

Rheumatism
Malbec or Merlot
1-2 glasses

Sleep Apnia
Port
1 glass (4 oz)

Erectile Disfunction (ED)
Any of the above
Doesn't matter


Cheers!


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Life is not the way it's supposed to be. It's the way it is.

The way you cope with it is what makes the difference.


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