You forgot puppies, kittens, and babies on the atrocities list. Also every good or bad thing that has occurred since the beginning of time. God has been very busy has He not?Oh one more thing I wonder how many wings God has pulled off of butterflies.
Now that I have your attention, I have a wonderful bridge in New York, a beautiful vacation island called Alcatraz, and(come closer so I can whisper it in your ear) the big money maker, the cure for cancer and the common cold .All for a reasonable price. One day when I have time I will take all of you to the Amen Corner Church or better yet the Church of Whats Happening Now.
Better still I will leave that up to God. Dear me, another atrocity for that list. It seems I cannot turn around without bumping into one. Pesty little things aren't they?
Oh forgot. You may add my name to the atrocity list. I understand they have great parties during the holidays.