Re: Things not to wake up next to...

J - Jumbled Jellies.

K - kvetching boyfriend

L - Lycan

M = Mangled pizza

Nonsensical Nymph Needing Naughty Nosering

Odorous morning breath!

Nonsensical Nymph Needing Naughty Nosering

There are bound to be some men (and probably women) who'd be more than happy to wake up to this one

Nonsensical Nymph Needing Naughty Nosering

There are bound to be some men (and probably women) who'd be more than happy to wake up to this one

It's the nonsensical part that dissuades me.

Nonsensical Nymph Needing Naughty Nosering

There are bound to be some men (and probably women) who'd be more than happy to wake up to this one

It's the nonsensical part that dissuades me.

P= Platypus Playing Parcheesi ?

Q - Quantum quackers quaking quietly.

[Graham1]

Restless reprobates!

Sufferin' Succotash Sylvester

Tawdry togs

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